Score: 2

">_O"

submission: Hitchhikers Guide

date: September 30, 2004

YOU do indeed have a lot to work on here!

Please work your hardest to make up for this or I'll track you down and do something horrible...
Please, add voices, fix the sound, fix the story…come to think of it you’re probably going to have to start over. I don’t understand why everyone’s gone so easy on you. This was o.k. for a little school project but you should have fine-tuned it before putting it here. You never know what crazed Adams fan might become thirsty for your blood upon viewing…

Score: 8

"Good but…"

submission: Inuyasha in a nutshell

date: September 17, 2004

Well you did forget something. No parody of Inuyasha would be truly complete without ripping on the endlessly restated exposition.

*The Tetsiga bounces off Naraku‘s barrier*
Inuyasha- “No! The Tetsiga can’t pierce IT!”
Kagoma- “The Tetsiga can’t pierce Naraku’s barrier?”
Sango- “Naraku’s barrier must be strong…the Tetsiga can’t break through it.”
Kagara- “…hmm…the Tetsiga isn’t strong enough to pierce Naraku’s barrier…”
Naraku- “MWHAHAHAHAHA! You can’t break my barrier Inuyasha!”

Then finally they shut up just long enough for something new to happen… and THEY HARP ON THAT FOR THE REMAINEDER OF THE EPISODE!! But I still love the show for reasons unknown…

Score: 9

"Good but HARD!"

submission: catch the freaks

date: September 10, 2004

I liked it. It has a lot of style but it’s hard as hell starting at the first level. You should really build the challenge up instead of lunching the player headlong into a pain in the ass….

Score: 9

"Impressive!"

submission: Halo vs. Exo Squad 1 on 1

date: September 10, 2004

That was some incredible stop motion! You kept their limbs in anatomical alignment through the whole thing and a few moments really struck me, like the big matrix style jump.

I actually used to have one of those action figures long long ago. I’m a little surprised you didn’t involve the mech it goes with, but I guess that would have been just to much to work out so it’s perfectly understandable…

Score: 8

"O_O"

submission: Staring Contest

date: September 10, 2004

Impressive, I’m used to the utterly bizarre but this freaked me out a little. But I’m sure that’s what you were going for so bravo…

Score: 6

"Please try harder"

submission: Links Rupee Madness

date: September 10, 2004

The game was mildly addictive and deceptively easy, I kept dieing at the last tiny bit of the course. But the end movie had a lot of problems. The shape of the character and fluidity of the animation flip flopped around so much it seemed like it was made by six different people who took turns every few seconds. But some of the fames were perfect so this would have been great if you had only spent more time on it.

Score: 9

"Better than the actual sequels… even though that’s"

submission: Film Night

date: September 8, 2004

I’m glade to see there will be more because this is really fantastic considering the limitations you’re no doubt forced to work with.
Hope to see the next one soon.

Score: 3

"Work Damn You!"

submission: deletedjn07

date: September 8, 2004

The concept you describe sent my expectations sky high! But you didn’t deliver much. I registered here for the sake of telling you this. Looking at your replies to the other reviews I can tell your fairly intelligent but looking at your other submissions I can also tell your unspeakably lazy. You could probably do great work…that is to say, IF YOU TRIED TO DO ANY WORK!!!